Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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