is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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