im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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