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  put your butt on the phone this is a booty call

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.

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  Oh yea! I was just doing that too!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Blood and glitter go together right?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun

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• (718): View more from New York

  Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT

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• (585): View more from New York

  Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?

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