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• (425): View more from Washington

  So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?

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  yea

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  turns out that you did...and i just found it.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

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  me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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• (661): View more from California

  i wish semen tasted like chocolate

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.

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• (714): View more from California

  Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  "just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just had sex on a roof

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking

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