I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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