im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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