did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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