Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize