We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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