Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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