Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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