i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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