I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
