Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He has the fingertips of a God
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