The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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