people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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