my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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