At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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