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It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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