I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
