i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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