I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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