I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
My vagina just recognized that song.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Randomize
