I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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