No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize