doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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