I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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