I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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