Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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