Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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