i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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