i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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