I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I want to make a zoo with you.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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