Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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