im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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