dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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