Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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