I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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