Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My life is pants optional.
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