worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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