did you get engaged???
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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