im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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