So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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