I like my sex mixed with concussions.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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