I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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