I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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