please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
True strength comes from lack of pants
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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