something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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