is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I need to wash the frat house off of me
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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