Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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