the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize
