if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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