READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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