Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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