you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Send help, water and tortillas.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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