i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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