and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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