bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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