I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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