Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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